Wednesday, January 14, 2015

101st post for my friends from afar -I, Re-

By the end of Dec 2014, I had several visitors, Re, Al, and Ke. Finally, I got the chance to make sense with the opening of Cabaret, "Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!" (And Re was the only one singing back to me after that grand opening at the airport lobby.)

Well, Re and I met in the summer of 2011, right? I was singing Suzuki with Edmonton's Mercury Opera. In that year, Re decided not to join the chorus but to host the cast if needed. I gotta stay with her meeting her family of a dog, a cat, a man, and two horses. We got along very well and made a promise to one day see the new year's Spectacular rockettes at radio city. Unfortunately, I returned to Taiwan at 2012 and had to postpone our date. In 2013, the disappearance of two males in the family made Re's winter holiday season unbearable. When she told me that she would really like to spend time at the place that doesn't make a huge deal of Christmas, I told her it's pretty safe in Taiwan!

Re charmed everyone with her beautiful blue eyes and pointy nose. (We even got non-listed service, door-to-door beer delivery, at Hong-Ye Hotspring.) Travelling with Re was very easy. There wasn't much pre-planned. I called the dean of the Hualien Youth Home the day of her arrival and we headed Hualien the next day. After renting the bike, we went to Taroko Gorge next morning and chickened back soon after. I thought about going to the brewery after but I failed. We went to A-Zhi-Bao at some point and had crazy amount of food. Our Christmas started from buying snacks and drinks from Carrefour. I introduced Golden Girls and Re showed me who Jonathan Creek was.
We also visited Carp Lake and Ching-Hsiu Monastery. My vague memory told me that we visited the children's home to say hi and the children were mesmerized by Re's eyes. We sang some songs and the kids sang something in return. At some point, I suggested us to get our tire checked and we found a nail and got the tire fixed. It cost us 150 NTD for the job. We went to Qi-Xing beach on a sunny day and I finally found the brewery. After that, I think that was when we ate at A-Zhi-Bao!!!

I take every friend and even strangers sometimes to Long-Yuan. Re not only had a great time eating sweets but also found the slices of stones fascinating. Yipei's dad, the owner of Long-Yuan, was very enthusiastic to tell us all the stories and images he has seen through the art. At some point, I suggested the hotspring trip two days before going and made the reservation at place A. After chatting with Yipei, I cancelled on place A and made another reservation at Hong-Ye the night before going.

Going to Rui-Feng was interesting. We went into the tourist center and the dude couldn't stop asking me questions and providing me lifetime repeated lectures such as "YOU SHOULD BE MARRIED AND HAVING KIDS..." and etc. We escaped and made it to Hong-Ye which was just awesome! It wasn't crowded at all at the time. There was this lady asking me where I got my swimsuit(because she didn't want to wear bikinis but she liked to show more flesh or wear less cloth!?). There was also this lady who couldn't stop chatting with us(sometimes in English). I was a little bit annoyed by the end because she couldn't stop starting phrases with, "They foreigners always can...". At some point I told her, "I don't think there's anything to do with being a foreigner to be able to switch between cold and warm spring because AREN'T YOU DOING THIS WITH US JUST NOW?"

When we were staying in Hong-Ye, we joked(!?) about starting an international criminal activity. After going through the list of things we could steal, I finally suggested that stealing a screw might be not as noticeable and devilish enough because some of the custom-made one time only screws may be hard to come by without buying a lot all at once.

We watched Oz before leaving Hong-Ye. After saying bye to the owner, we took a cab to Ji-Zhen, an organic farm famous for its milk. (I was amazed when Re recognized the exact business card of our driver from the pile of business cards I'd collected from all the drivers at Rui-Feng. I failed in my own language!) The milky hotpot was delicious but the animals outside without enough care upset Re. I can't emphasize this enough, if anyone decides to own any living beings, please treat them like family! These farms probably thought that more cute looking animals could attract more tourists but the truth was that the out of shape looking animals would drive animal lovers away forever. When we were having our tasty meal, there was this pony getting angry with a stupid dog and a few not so smart kids and adults who had no idea of how to approach horses. I worried a little(but at the same time kind of looked forward to see the pony kick to teach a lesson!).

There was a more than 5 hour long train ride back to Feng-shan. My parents were very excited and my mom gave Re a big hug. I teased my parents a lot and sometimes Re couldn't stand it but teased me back. My parents couldn't stop talking about how much Japanese people had contributed and I kept telling them that their contribution in Taiwan was based on the necessity they sensed to get the best result for Japanese people. I took Re to my high school and we laughed so hard when we saw the advertisement of the slogan of jeans, "Even the biggest bird can fit".

We also taught Re to play a card game called Seven. Dad might have taken a day off taking us to see the wild monkeys in National Sun-Yat-Sen University. We took the fairy to Qi-Jin and had lots of seafood over there. Yup, I ate a ton of snails because I liked the dipping sauce. (I have a reputation eating more sauce than actual food.)

Ah! I forgot about getting a cold after the hotspring. Re and I laid low for a day or two because we both had some fever. Now that I could elaborate our routine! Every morning, we started with breakfast around 10am, usually with some fried daikon(radish root) cake, hashbrowns, plus some drinks with sugar. Oh! Re would share a pill of Vitamin D(?) with me. We went to "La morning"(interesting!?) one day and discovered a delish "pocket" sandwich. Before we came to Kaohsiung, we used to have the last meal of the day before 5pm and returned to the place we stayed by 6 or 7ish in the evening. After watching a few episodes of Jonathan Creek or Golden Girls, we would say good night and just chill at our own rooms until the next morning.

Coming home means adjusting to my parents' schedule. My mom would ask me the same questions every day and I told her pretty much "No, thank you" every time she asked. Speaking of my mom, I usually acted like a horrible daughter. I believe that it is best for her to do all her routines on her own. It would be an alert if she stops doing her routines. My mom is not even 60 years old but she walks like a 70-year-old. Re couldn't stand watching my mom moving things around and offered to help but my mom believed that Re really wanted to learn how to cook Taiwanese food!? Re didn't try to explain and didn't escape. She ended up stir-frying a few dishes for us that night.

Dad and I took Re for a walk on the hill behind our house, and Dad even dressed up for that. (He wore a nice clean shirt before heading out. Cute, huh?) At some point, I asked Re to play something on my guitar. One of them was very sad, she said. Did I forget to mention that this Re is not only a linguist, a law expert, an animal lover, a guitarist, a ukulele player, a singer, and a composer!? The second night in Kaohsiung, Re showed my parents some photos of her life and some videos of "La Vocabella". My mom couldn't stop saying, "one more" and I believed that we might have watched all the videos of bellas online on that night.

One day, mom recommended me to check out Fong-I School, a group study place in the past. We actually went visit it and took a look at the temple next to the school. I bought a plate of flowers as offerings and the dude was so excited to tell Re where to look for the most precious parts of the old building. Re and I played a game to understand how it was like to advance in politics in the past at the school and it was LONG. I was the only one moving a step forward after 10 min taking turns rolling dices.

BTW, when Re came, our new mayor of Taipei City just announced that anyone could apply for the position as the Chief of the Department of Cultural Affairs in Taipei. Recommendations could be written by others or the candidates themselves. I proudly recommended myself for the job, and I swore that I saw some of what I wrote used on their updated website for a few days. I knew that I wouldn't be able to compete with others but I still felt so full of myself because I could freaking do that in my country!

Two weeks fled before I knew it. I kept postponing the time coming up to Taipei. When we finally got to Taipei, I tried to check Re in to a motel and the motel told us that they usually charge by hour and could only let people check in after 10pm. Re decided that we were gonna walk to another hotel on the corner. Just like that, Re luckily got the last available room in the hotel, and it was an excellent find. It only cost 3600 NTD per night(full breakfast bar included) and the room is great. However, that was the very first time I experienced "security deposit" in a hotel. After I walked into the room seeing a list of how much everything costs, I understood that this hotel's previous customers had the tendency sneaking hotel stuff home. (waterpot, cups, towels, tp holder, garbage bin, and etc.)

After settling in the room, we immediately went to the convenient store to buy lots of snacks and drinks to party in the room. I never saw anyone more prepared than Re. When she pulled out the HDMI core to connect my laptop to the TV in our room, I was in awe! Re welcomed me to stay but I had a lecture in Hualien the afternoon after. I secretly told myself that I would definitely come back to that hotel some time and enjoy all these luxurious things again!!!(And I made it in a week with Al, haha!)

There was a down side to the hotel. They didn't have "airport shuttles" as the sign said on their concierge desk.We asked about the shuttle while checking in at night and asked again in the morning. For some reason, people had a hard time saying, "We don't have that service". Instead, they kept telling us that they could call a cab for the airport. (We don't need a cab. I can call a cab on my own. We want the shuttle that we can share the ride with others to save more money!!!)

We had breakfast together at the hotel next morning and I gave Re a list of places she could visit along the blue line of MRT when I went to Hualien. We thought about spending our last night together but my train from Hualien wasn't available before 8pm. That was the only evening I didn't get to see Re for the entire trip she was in Taiwan! I suggested Re to wake up an hour earlier than her preference and it turned out to be a very good idea. We got stuck in the traffic for quite a while and the airport was just overloaded with people. It was always hard for me to say bye. A kiss, a hug, and a few words from Re made my eyes wet. I wimped  back to Taipei and already started to miss her.

So here it is, a video I made with the files I saved
BTW, Regina told me that cellphone servers are trying to put posts and wires in the Canadian Rockies so that people could "check-in" on facebook. Please don't ever let those MFs ruin the natural beauty!

Friday, January 9, 2015

藝術創業@立霧半小時講座-整理與補充-

  結識立霧來自一系列機緣巧合,一時想表演於是自發寄出義演訊息給全台北地區育幼院,結果台北全貢辜之後某台北育幼院在花蓮的相關單位得知後積極邀約策劃,於是我開始頻繁出現在花蓮火車站,站前有間每次去都會拜訪的點心店隆元,有一天我認出掛在牆上的「藍帶」證書,搭訕老闆之後認識了老闆的好友畫家,又從畫家那得知立霧開幕的消息,一向喜歡很有特色文藝的我迷上了立霧的人文(結合當地文化色彩,尤其目標又為該地弱勢族群創造機會...)。當創辦人Wenli問我是否願意參加演講時,義不容辭地答應了。至於講座的內容,看著讓許多人困擾的22K現況,我決定分享藝術創業的心得。以下是講座結束後的整理與補充:

  「我喜歡談戀愛」

  我喜歡與人交流-以想法、精神、肢體,甚至「想像」...-。標題雖然是藝術創業,對我最重要的部分在於與所有人事物談戀愛,「創業」始終非目的,僅是過程中幸運把握住契機的結果。

  無庸置疑愛音樂而學,一樣接一樣,從器樂到氣樂跨數位音樂以及舞台表演藝術發展到創作與策劃製作。人生路中每個參與者(包括自己)都曾為我的錢途擔心過,事後發現擔心真的一點也沒用。反倒在認清自己是誰想幹麻爽幹麻真的很認真幹麻之後,周遭感受到這些自爽成果順便爽到的朋友與陌生人開始幫助我取得或引薦更多機會與資源,以下為自爽後變成商機爽到更多人的案例(也有些連結能點選參考更多細節)。

1. 愛表演
  A. 寫信給台北地區兒福機構-被花蓮子機構聯絡開辦募款音樂會一為該機構募得數十萬後被請回去再為少年們編導戲劇演出-演出後募得足夠款項新建大樓受到母機構注意-母機構聘請為募款目標更大做演出企劃製作與表演-募款相當成功並受邀擔任其它非營利組織募款活動顧問

  B. 揹著從朋友那兒坑到的手風琴去高雄中央公園自稱奇怪的阿姨表演,認識以前完全沒交集過的音樂人們,促成更多玩音樂良機。花蓮少年之家孩子們腳踏車環島時,也從中央公園的朋友們中獲得很多支持與鼓勵。

2. 因為自己樂團成員不會看譜於是寫了首只要看得懂數學方程式就能理解演奏的歌曲

  結果加拿大維多利亞藝術學校的老師看到後覺得很有趣,於是學校目前正在安排時間與預算請我去教一系列數學與音樂的創作講座。

3. 想念在西班牙的妹妹與友人於是做了首歌放在網路上-法魯卡幻想曲-

  1-B的其中一位伯樂問我能不能為他們團體改編制讓他們在音樂會演出

4. 熱愛語言
  無論是唱說工作或是休閒娛樂上,學習數種外語,鍛鍊出流利美語。認識的人發現後把我抓去當翻譯,好康到相報。

5. 愛打電動
  配合第四點,加上成功的面試攻略,打敗同時競爭的數間翻譯公司,以個人身分取得三十多萬字的遊戲翻譯與該遊戲所有更新的翻譯先行權。

6. 愛交朋友
  從2010年至今(約五年)住過歐美亞洲十幾個城市住宿費總和不超過五萬元台幣,去年十二月也有來自歐美的朋友來台拜訪我!來自不同國家會帶給我各種不同文化刺激,增廣見聞!

7. 其它
  前六點其實才是真正的其它,我過去十二年其實專注於歌劇與各種演出、聲樂教練(紐約州立大學冰漢頓校區與曼哈頓音樂學院),以及四處演講。

  由於夠瞭解自己,知道自己所愛,分得出必要需要與想要,又能善用既有資源盡可能避免任何浪費,因此所有的金錢與精力花費都在刀口上,興趣培養與技術升級效率提高成果就會更好,當成果更好時換得的報酬也會增加。報酬提高,工作緊湊壓力就能減輕,有更多時間培養更多興趣與更深技術,持續良性循環。

  一直以來,我覺得幸福是金錢無法衡量的,但人類在基本衣食住行無缺後很難就此罷休,大部分的人需要持續與"更多"的欲望滿足行為才能覺得幸福。不少人在探索幸福過程中被媒體價值觀炒作背後操作的商業行為利用,成為一個接著一個無止境的錢坑。反之,有人則為了無法達成媒體洗腦的幸福標準痛苦自卑。我無法祝2015年全世界的人都變得更有錢,因為這在錢幣不貶值的狀態下是不可能發生的(總和不增加時,每個人的財產都增加是數學上的不可能)。人類的想像賦予金錢萬能的假象,貨幣的存在原是方便我們不用僅依賴以物易物(還沒想到要換什麼之前先以貨幣型式放著),但人們「以備不時之需」的想法不自覺地讓許多人搶著一大堆葛屁時帶不走的紙張。如果已經知道要錢的目的是什麼,直接從目的下手不一定會比較困難(還可以少一條稅務)。

  由於資訊發達,這世代的人很幸運也很不幸。不幸的是網路的快,能更迅速造成人為競爭壓力。但最幸運的是我們能藉網路獲得所有教科書上的內容,知識交流與來源僅需網路線與電腦(低成本)。一個聰明的現代人,能避開炒作的無謂競爭,更有效率利用網路的優點成就自己的幸福。話說回來,網路上的資料也是一堆人找時間鍵入的結果,若沒有這些藉由鍵入資料獲得各種不同層級滿足的人,也不會有這麼多唾手可得的寶藏。

  三十分鐘很快就過去了,藝術創業是契機掌握的結果,而非目的。我也深信社會安定來自於多數人順利達成欲望滿足,因此若讀者知道自己的幸福來源是什麼,想分享或需要像我這款歪斜腦袋參詢出主意,歡迎隨時連絡我。至於聯絡方法,我相信讀得到這篇文章的人都有辦法!祝大家到處浪漫「談戀愛」順利,享受更多快樂生活!

  最後,在這裡分享我最近推出的非營利獨立製作短片-What's up, Taiwan? (台灣怎樣?)-,未來會分中文與英文介紹不同台灣相關議題,讓更多使用不同語言的觀眾有機會用詼諧的步調更認識台灣。(請記得在youtube上開中或英與字幕,第一集製作中聲音控制有差!)

更多相關資料
個人網站
中 www.yumuse.com/auntiestrange
英 www.yumuse.com
臉書頁
奇怪的阿姨
What's up, Taiwan? (台灣怎樣)