Here are the funny quotes I have for the musicians,
1. Every note(rest) is born equally meaningful and every note(rest) deserves great care.
2. “>” doesn’t mean just to put an accent. “>” means more expressive, more meat, more vibrato. Make them elegant!
3. Clean cut offs can bring out more drama.
4. When you have a tr~~, make an opera about it.
5. Don’t rush when it’s getting louder. Don’t slow down when it’s getting softer. Piano/forte only affects the volume, not tempo.
6. Listen to your colleagues carefully, but don’t rely on them for tempo nor your entrance. Get them from the baton.
8. For Archi: Sneak in your entrance.(No accents)
9. For Ob: make those triplets a tease to the tenor.
10. For Ob, Cl: piano(the light bulb on of Parmenione’s wicked plan to get the girl!)
11. For Cl, V1: grace notes starting on the beats and short (They are the tickles of Parmenione’s evil plan. His thought is “Such a beauty worthes every illegal move!”)
12. When in doubt, stare at Ü!
Oh! Well, time to get ready again.